LYRICS

Traipsing through the snow
A warm whiskey afterglow
It’s come around again too fast
A Christmas future, present, and the past

Strap in the reins
Put on my gloves
Polish Rudolph’s nose
It’s a clear sky above
Pack up my sack
Brush off the snow
De-ice my wing mirrors
And off we go

Nine hundred and thirty seven million,
Four hundred and ninety one thousand,
Three hundred and fifty two chimneys to go;

It’s not that many if you think about it...
Although it’s quite a lot

Strap in the reins
Put on my gloves
Polish Rudolph’s nose
It’s a clear sky above
Pack up my sack
Brush off the snow
De-ice my wing mirrors
And off we go

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Up and up and around the world
Visiting all the boys and girls
Mums and dads and cats and dogs
Mince pies and yule logs
Travelling at the speed of sound
Stuck in chimneys on the ground
My sleigh weighs an absolute ton
How am I going to get this done?
Too many deals, too much commotion
Too much spending, no emotion
Whatever happened to festive cheer
That usually comes this time of year
Shopping for the sake of it
Not sure what to make of all these
Presents that weigh down my aching sleigh
How many more will come my way?
But coursing through the sky I feel
That Christmas spirit, true and real
No need to want and waste and plead
Warmth and love will set us free
Think of all the people without
A home to stay or friends to shout
And dance and sing and laugh with together
Especially in horrible weather
So send your love and care for those
Who are less fortunate than most
Help out whenever you think you can
To anyone in need in the land
Time to tell my reindeer
To kick the engine into fifth gear
Why do I never learn my lessons
IT'S REALLY HARD, DELIVERING PRESENTS!

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Am I gonna make it on time?
Am I gonna make it on time?
Am I gonna make it on time?
Am I gonna make it on time?
Am I gonna make it on time?
Am I gonna make it on time?
Am I gonna make it on time?
Am I gonna make it on time?
Am I gonna make it on time?
Am I gonna make it on time?
Am I gonna make it on time?
Am I gonna make it on time?
Am I gonna make it on time?
Am I gonna make it on time?
Am I gonna make it on time?
Am I gonna make it on time?